Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Where A-list meets D-cup

Star by Pamela Anderson
Book review

Pamela’s best friend, David LaChapelle shot her cover photo

Pamela used her porn star name (the name of her golden labrador combined with the street she grew up on), to name her heroine Star Wood Leigh. The parallels between Star and Pammie don’t end there. Star’s plot seems to be a identikit version of her author’s life, with just the brand names changed. So when Pamela was ‘discovered’ by being flashed up on a giant TV screen at a football game wearing a Labatts t-shirt, the beer company becomes Zaxs. Playboy becomes Mann magazine, Home Improvement, Tool Time and Baywatch is Lifeguards Inc. In the 12 chapters, Star gets through 12 men, one woman and two orgies. When asked who had more sex – her or her alter ego, Pammie said they were about even. The best bit of the sex scenes is trying to work out which characters are meant to be Brett Michaels, Kid Rock, Sylvester Stallone, David Charvet, Marcus Schenkenberg and all of the other celebrities Pamela has dated.

FYI: Donna D'Errico, a Baywatch co-star, recently said about Pammie "if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she’s had in her, she’d look like a porcupine”.


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